The Strange and Wonderful Habits of the Coffee Lover

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A Coffee lover is, without a doubt, a unique breed. Some of us spring out of bed, eagerly clutching a steaming mug before we can even string together a coherent sentence. Others, however, are night owls, fuelling their creativity with an espresso shot (or three) long past a reasonable bedtime. But, beyond just drinking coffee, we also have a whole host of strange and wonderful habits that set us apart from the casual caffeine consumer. So, welcome to the world of the true coffee aficionado – where beans are sacred, mugs are personal, and rituals reign supreme.

The Coffee Lovers Mug Obsession

Ask any coffee lover, and they’ll tell you – the right mug makes all the difference. After all, a well-loved mug isn’t just a vessel; it’s an extension of one’s personality. Some of us have entire collections, carefully selecting our morning cup based on mood, weather, or sheer whimsy. Others, however, have that one sacred mug, and woe betide anyone who dares to use it (we’re looking at you, Steve from accounting).

The Science of the Perfect Coffee Lovers Brew

While casual drinkers may settle for an instant fix, true coffee lovers take their brewing methods seriously. Whether it’s the perfect pour-over technique, the ideal French press steeping time, or an espresso extraction method worthy of a barista championship, we treat coffee-making as an art form. And, of course, we could talk for hours about grind size – because yes, it makes a difference.

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The Smell Before the Sip

For true coffee enthusiasts, aroma is everything. Before taking that first sip, many of us instinctively take a deep inhale, as if summoning the coffee gods for a moment of caffeinated bliss. That first whiff of freshly brewed coffee is often enough to send shivers down the spine. And, if a perfume company ever managed to bottle that scent properly, we’d all be walking around smelling like a freshly brewed flat white.

The Temperature Test

Some coffee lovers have an almost supernatural ability to judge temperature to the precise degree. If it’s too hot, we’ll hover over the cup, blowing furiously like a human cooling fan. If it’s too cold, we’ll complain that it’s ruined. However, that sweet spot of perfect warmth is a fleeting moment, yet we live for it.

The Midnight “Decaf” Dilemma

Most people assume that coffee is strictly a morning drink. But for us? That’s simply not the case. A late-night espresso often seems like a perfectly acceptable decision, even if it means lying awake at 3 a.m., questioning all of our life choices. Some of us, in an effort to compromise, have embraced decaf, while others live by the philosophy: If it’s not caffeinated, what’s the point?

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The Travel Coffee Crisis

True coffee lovers know the panic of travelling to an unknown place and wondering about the coffee situation. The mere thought of facing subpar hotel instant sachets is enough to make us pack our own beans, a travel grinder, and a V60 dripper – because, quite frankly, no one should be at the mercy of bad coffee.

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The Latte Art Appreciation Club

There’s something almost meditative about a beautifully poured latte. Whether we’re attempting to create a heart, a swan, or something that vaguely resembles a blob, we truly appreciate the skill behind latte art. And, of course, if we’re out and about, we’ll take a photo of that delicate rosette in our flat white before even thinking about taking a sip.

The Coffee Lover & Conversation Connection

Most importantly, coffee isn’t just about the drink itself – it’s about the ritual of connection. Whether it’s catching up with friends over a cappuccino, holding an important business meeting with an oat milk latte in hand, or enjoying a quiet moment of solitude with a strong black coffee, the moments around coffee are what make it truly special.

So, Where Do You Fit In as a Coffee Lover?

Now, fellow coffee lovers, which of these quirks do you relate to the most? Or, perhaps, you have your own wonderfully weird coffee habits? Either way, here’s to embracing the glorious madness of caffeine addiction – one cup of Dancing Goat Coffee at a time!